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The one thing i can do consistently on here is update facebook statuses...so here we are for Round 3? of updates

in no particular order

10 - me: alright..i'm leaving......tom: ok give me a hug. ::i lean over to give him a hug:: tom: (not hugging me back)...NOSE GOES!!!! me: what!? to...? ......tom: go to class hehehehehe .....me: bitch. ....In class all day..text*. (what?...i don't even know what happened in that status update and finally a person that uses the 3 period spaces more than i do...)

9 - Detroit is by far the worst city in the US. Highlights from the D: 1) Huge casino donation 2) Jumped/Robbed 3) Nyall jumped and put in the hospital 4) Blue Jackets didnt even show up 5) Only place youll see Dont Pass bets. (as if we needed a reason to hate "The D" more....and they don't even mention the 0-16 Lions!)

8 - So my car won't start....and I have a midterm at 12:00....Awesome. (That update was written at 11:42. Note to the person who wrote this maybe you should be walking to class instead of complaining via facebook)

7 - all we need is a bag of weed to keep us worry free. =] happy 4twenty. (One of many 420 messages that were left today...this one had this comment left "you dont even smoke. weirdo"...well done i would also like to say this one is related to me)

6 - has oficially been injured by a 7 year old who is unable to control his body...waiting for my mom to bring some meds until Cassie can take me to the doctor! (way to go...way to be 26 years old and get beaten up by a 7 year old. Thankfully this was a girl and not a dude)

5 - will have you weighing polar bear feces for ridiculous experiments. (i really hope this is a lyric to a song but odds are it's not....)

4 - 4/20. hitler's birthday. columbine shootings. start of the french revolutionary wars. ludlow massacre. death of bram stoker. etc. luckily, we can forgot these macabre events by becoming increasingly hungry, lazy & forgetful. don't think i forgot all you non-smokers out there: jews were granted religious freedom in what is now nyc. yep. that's all i got. hope you have a stellar pseudo-holiday folks. (another 420 update but this one had too much good stuff to pass up)

3 - wishes that zombies attacked, just to spice things up.. (you know what...i do as well....who wouldn't love it if zombies attacked)

2 - is not celebrating 4/20 because he doesn't wanna have to take off like 100 shirts just to get free..(hate to have another 420 one on here but that is too good to pass up....leaves so many questions that need answers)

1 - Just left REI garage sale. Picked up a 6-man sea kayak, a sleeping bag rated to. -120. And an ultralight dogsled. Great gear (That sounds like it would great gear ya know if you were Bear Grylls or survivor man but last time i checked you lived in Chicago and have an apt...so it all seems kinda useless)


editors note: My roommate was going to have a status update on here but he was complaining that i was taking forever to update this...its not my fault i was watching Southland and trying to update at the same time. He also broke the tv in our room so there's really no room for him to talk....note to Joshua rain + electronics = bad

randomness at its best

- i was watching the msu/unc game last night with Greg and Josh after club and i came to the realization that tyler hansbrough looks exactly like the freshman qb from the tv show friday night lights (jd mccoy)...last episode i saw JD got beat up by his dad after choosing a girl over practice (stop it...stop all of your Iverson practice jokes right now...) but still winning a game to take them to the state playoffs. I wonder if Tyler ever got beat up by his dad? Makes you wonder if thats why it looks like hes always going to cry?

- Jerome got a new girl leader on Sunday her name is Cristie. She is from Hudson,Oh and a freshman at OSU. She is a stud and is going to do great things i just know it. Last night was her first club and she just hopped right in talking to girls about whatever it is girls talk about (sources say chocolate, boys, high school musical 3 and being artsy but I'm not sure). I think she has more numbers from kids at club in one night than i have in 3 years. Whats really cool is that she shadowed at Jerome in the winter and i think we all fell in love with her. She was definitely my favorite first year girl and i am really excited she is on our team.

- Tonight i venture into the world of intramural hockey at the Ohio State University. I am curious to see what happens as i haven't played ice hockey in Lord knows how long but it is a beginner league. I am on a team named Silver Seven with six other YL leaders (there are other people on our team but it is clearly not coincidence that there are 7 leaders on a team named the Silver Seven). The only problem is that i do not have a hockey stick so once this post is done i am off to a hockey store in columbus to pick one up and get the skates sharpened. I hope to keep the 5 people who read this up to date on what happens with this hockey team as we try and match the Jackets and make the playoffs and storm our way to the top of the mountain....who cares that they get their name on the Stanley Cup...we get t-shirts!

off i go...its almost game time (tuesdays at 10:30 pm @ OSU Ice Rink if any of you are feeling supportive in nature)

song of the day - Kingdom Come by Coldplay

times you won't remember with fRiEnDs you'll never forget!!!1

back after popular (ok 1 person asked and that was enough for me) demand....its facebook status update time

in no particular order from the interwebz friends of turk555 and anpan9

10 - Cigarettes, coffee, studying, and hiding from the world. Feel free to facebook f*** my wall about why any of you think you deserve to know me. (so much hate and anger in one post...facebook f my wall? honestly?)

9 - has been even more ingenious, turning my vespa into a Mississippi-style paddle steamer. (this plan will fail if you don't live on the Mississippi sir)

8 - class at 10 30...lick my balls...day 2 for frank. (day 2 of what? class? poor frank)

7 - The Big Ten should be officially called the "Good at coming in Second Ten" (its funny/sad cause its true...at least we got a runner up trophy! wait do they even give out runner up trophies in college?)

6 - had no clue that the saved by the bell (middle school years) took place in indiana, not california (thank you for ruining my childhood tv memories man....seriously this shook me to my core and it wasn't even 10 am yet)

5 - had fun in the sun with the fam today, a good elders meeting tonight, is glad the Mariners won their opener (it will be a long season), and is looking forward to 24 with Grace (sorry Mark...even pastors can't create lists....we thought you were better than that)

4 - things i am not okay with: 1) snow on the ground on april 7th. ruin my liiiiiife!!!!! (if i could add to your list young lady....#2 - figure out what the word plural means)

3 - is feeling oh so very gay. (i have no comment)

2 - has got his fingers crossed for a One Shining Moment appearance (maybe next year Shark)

1 - tear drops on my face like its my party; and if its my party so I can cry if I want to.. (don't even know where to start with this one....maybe the tears got in the way of her making sense organ) EDIT: i have since been told this came from a dude...even better.....i think i have my winner

there you have it...not our best work but still some winners in the bunch

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