Ok so the title is a bit misleading....what i'm doing here is something my friend cam and i love to do when we're bored and talking to each other on gchat. What you do is go through and look for the 10 best status updates from facebook and see who has the better ones....I'm still trying to decide if i should put names to them or not. For the record status updates don't have to be serious but "lists" agravate both of us so they get a special nod and shoot up the list
What you see here is a combined top 10 with cam and myself...the post spring break updates haven't been as amazing as we would have hoped, we only assume its cause people are still on spring break or hung over from spring break
10 - Class then work then. then.. then...? AHHHHHH!!!! Stay calm... breath... Look both ways then cross the road. Now I got it. (first list plus a freakout...good start)
9 - gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh EFFFFFFFFFFFFF Effing film fest ideaaaaaaaaa (this makes the list mostly due to how much it confused me...confusion over what exactly this is?)
8 - Sunday recap. 5 frosty miles 15 beers 2 frozen pizzas and 6 hours of planet earth on Discovery. Could be worse. Could be a lot worse. (how could that get worse?)
7 - is going to class. visiting the boyfriend. running. possibly work. ...Chels, when are we having our night!? ...Steph, I love you, esp. for tonight! Haha! ...Furball, when's tour de franzia so I know when I'm coming down! (a list...just leaving us asking Why? and really?)
6 - it's 2 am, still time for one more bad choice. (this from a NA dude...we assume its sarcasm but you can never know....he is tricky)
5 - feels like the kid in home alone, except no one is trying to rob my house and michael jackson didnt rape me....(no comment needed)
4 - since when do car handles just break off??? wtf i am soooooo pissed (this prompted a "YES" from both cam and myself)
3 - is stoked for Fast & Furious! (really?...the first 13 F&F's weren't terrible enough?)
2 - omg lol our break was so messed up lol we didnt make since half the time we were talking and that stupid video we made lol what was that al about haha..... i should have climbed threw that window with u lol. Oh did u ever give that pair of socks back haha that was funny haha.... I got my suitcase today and i have to tell u my dream about it last night lol i was so scared this morning  well call me later i love you hoe (wow...just wow)
1 - Iz back in skooo after 6 MONTHZ!!! 4get the gamez im on it this quarter!!! (and not a quarter too soon....winner winner chicken dinner)
again these are just a few that made us both either laugh or scratch our heads or both....not in order even though i did crown #1 as the winner (but honestly how could that one NOT win)
so yeah...leave a comment or 12 on how you feel about the list, or if you want to make your own go ahead
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13 years ago
Not in any order...
ReplyDelete1.) is wondering how his pilot managed to overshoot the runway...
2.) TEAM SHOWER? PLEASE? :] ahhaha.
3.) Purebread Got 'em with the nice coat Your head When I sic 'em at yo white throat Dig deep Shock collars on their necks You fuck with 3OH!3, and motherfuckas know they next ♥ (quite possibly the winner...)
4.) 3 cancelled flights, 1 overbooked flight, 3 unintended cities/airports, 2 rental cars, and 1 near-runway crash later...I'm back in NYC. (related to the first one?)
5.) I really appreciate the fire ant biting me in the forehead yesterday. That was really cool, especially since it is picture day today.
6.) is farting in the library. (and yes...that's a girl's status...)
7.) says: "The wheels of the criminal justice system go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round; the wheels of the criminal justice system go 'round and 'round, aaaaallllllllll throooouuugh the toooown!" (wtf?)
8.) finally talked to the parents of those screaming-banshe demon-bitch children that live next door...
9.) was projected from a cannon through a series of hot stain-glass windows.
10.) is wishing the boys would want to listen to Britney on our road trip today. 'Cause its sunny, I look hot and I'm feeling very pop star today.
two posts in one day. absurd.
ReplyDeletebest status update today
in the words of the GREAT Garth Brooks "life is not tried it is merely survived if you're standing outside the fire"....write that down kids.
about an hour ago